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SMITH, Will
(The Fresh Prince of Bel Air)
805 St. Cloud Road
c/o The Pool House
Bel Air, CA
Will is an African-American teenager. Born
(7/3/73) and raised in West Philadelphia, he
is single, very hip, and likes basketball.
Despite his streetwise ways, Will is without
direction. After he gets in to a fight with a
couple of guys that were up to no good, his
mother decides to ship him off to her rich
relatives in Bel Air, California. Now, day
by day, Will learns how the other half
lives; tries to live up to the expectations
of his stern but fair Uncle Philip Banks;
and, all the while, entertains the rest of
the Banks family with his zany antics. |

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Will's newly adoptive family included:
- His
mother's sister, aunt Vivian Banks who teaches
at the Bel Air Prep and the University of Los
Angeles
- Philip "Zeke" Banks, a lawyer [later a
judge] who graduated from Princeton
- Hilary Banks, their 21-year-old
narcissistic, spend-thrift daughter
- Carlton Banks, their snobby, preppy young
Republican nerd of a son
- Ashley Banks, the younger teenage daughter
who plays the violin and likes to party
especially when Mom and Dad are away
- Nicholas “Nicky” Andrew [born 2/22/93],
the family's fourth child
- Geoffrey ("G"), the Banks' snotty,
sarcastic black English butler who lives in
their mansion [located just two houses from
Ronald Reagan].

Will and Friends
While Uncle Phil opened his wallet numerous
times to help Will out financially, Will did
find the time to earn money of his own. His jobs
included a stint on a day-time soap opera; a car
salesman at Mulholland Motors; a waiter at the
Brawny Deep (dressed as a pirate); waiter at the
Peacock Stop (the college hangout); waiter at
Chesler's Touchdown sports bar; a comedian in a
comedy showcase; dressed in a yellow chicken
costume called "The King of Chicken" for The
Hungry Peacock TV commercial; and as an
assistant talent coordinator on Hilary Banks' TV
show (The Hilary Show).
When William Shatner was
scheduled to appear on the show, Will
accidentally broke Shatner's tooth while playing
pool. At the dentist, Will and Shatner inhale
laughing gas and start to act goofy. Shatner
shouts "Bones, Fix my tooth!" Will replies "Dammit
Jim, I am a black boy from Philly, not a
doctor!"
In 1994, Will worked at Dukes' House of Cheese
Steaks in Philadelphia. He had returned to
Philly on a visit and decided to stay for a
while with his mom in his childhood apartment
(#34).
During his return visit, Will discovered
that people in the neighborhood thought he had
run away to Bel Air to avoid fighting with a
bully named Omar (who had reformed). In honor of
Will's alleged cowardice, Duke's named a
"chicken-to-go" sandwich after him (The Will
Smith). Will's pals in Philadelphia included
Chill, Soup, Steve and Word.
Growing up, Will had a "What's Happening!!"
board game and a Don Cornelius "Soul Train"
action figure. Will learned to drive a car at
the age of 11 (before the days of the "Club").
Will does his best to fit into an upper-crust
family, but he still held on to his street style
like greeting friends with his special high
five. He also enjoys telling "fat" (not "phat")
jokes about his Uncle Phil, and "short" jokes
about his "munchkin" cousin Carlton.
Will and Carlton later attend the University of
Los Angeles where they shared a "party pad."
Unfortunately, Will and Carlton are evicted from
their apartment because of a party that was
thrown by Will’s friend Jazz. Consequently, they
moved back home and set up living quarters in
the pool house at the Banks Mansion.
Besides joking around and playing b-ball
(basketball) Will enjoys the companionship of a
beautiful female. And being a smooth operator,
Will generally has all the right moves to get
the babes. Here are some of the "lines" he laid
on his feminine acquaintances:
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Will: |
Girl, you look so good, I would plant you
and create a WHOLE FIELD of y'all.
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Will:
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Girl, you look so good, I would marry your
brother just to get in your family.
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Will: |
Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I
just wanted to put you on notice that I
noticed you, too. |
Will's romantic interest included:
- Denise, a temptress who vied for Will's
attentions
- Wendy, the daughter of Philip's old flame
- Michelle Michaels, a jet setting pop star
- Jackie Ames, (whom Will ditches on a date
to go to the Playboy Mansion)
- Paula who dumps Carlton for Will
- The luscious Monique
- Lindsey Simon, who turns Will into her
love slave
- Dee-Dee, a full-figured gal that Will
likes but is embarrassed to be seen with on
the dance floor
- Kathleen who gets trapped with Will during
an earthquake
- Marissa Redman, Hilary's new boss who
wants to use Will as a boy toy
- Kayla Samuels, an amorous scholarship
student
- Helen, Geoffrey's gorgeous blind date
- Mimi Mumford, a preppie country club girl
- Lisa Wilkes, the daughter of an
overprotective father from Cleveland.
Will and Lisa were later engaged to be married,
and, at first, they eloped to Las Vegas (a Shaft
Wedding Extravaganza) to avoid the big wedding
preparations proposed by their family members.
In the end, they changed their mind. When the
time to get married finally arrived, Will and
Lisa called the marriage off.
Before the
official engagement, a vulnerable Will proposed
to Lisa after he was shot by a robber at an ATM
machine (but she refused). Ironically, Lisa's
father, Fred Wilkes fell in love and married
Will's mom, Vy.
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Will & Lisa's
Failed Las Vegas Wedding Ceremony
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Isaac Hayes: |
Who's the
black Philly man whose gonna take this
fine woman's hand? |
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Singers: |
SMITH! |
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Isaac Hayes: |
Your DAMNNNN
right...Who's the man whose got some vows
in his hand to tell his woman? |
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Singers: |
WILL SMITH! |
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Isaac Hayes: |
Can you dig
it? |
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Will Smith: |
Lisa you're
my sun, my moon, my stars, your my whole
universe, You make me feel complete, I
want to be with you forever and.. |
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Singers: |
SMITH! |
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Isaac Hayes: |
Sure enough! |
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Will Smith: |
From the
first time I saw you, I knew I wanted to
be with you always. I knew that I wanted
to hold you and love you... |
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Singers: |
SMITH! WILL
SMITH! Yeah! |
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Will: |
Right On! |
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Isaac Hayes: |
They say
that cat, Smith is a bad mother... |
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Will: |
Shut your
mouth! |
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Isaac: |
We're only
talking about you. |
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Will: |
Can I DO
this, please?!...Where was I? Oh yeah,
Lisa... |
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Isaac: |
Your a
complicated man yet no one understands you
but your woman. |
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Singers: |
Will Smith. |
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Will: |
Look, Lisa,
what I'm trying to say is... |
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Singers: |
EEW!, EEW!,
EEW! EEW! EEW! EEW!...
[Will shuts up the singers] |
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Will: |
Look Lisa,
Baby, I'm tellin' you, I want to marry
you, but definitely not like this. |
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Lisa: |
Right on,
Will! |
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Will: |
Oh, by the
way dude, your Isaac Hayes impression
stinks! |
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Isaac: |
I don't
know, I...I thought it was pretty good.
(It really was Isaac Hayes) |
Will Smith Bio continued on Page 2
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