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Milton the Monster - Frankenstein-like monster with a sweet disposition and a hole in his head featured on the animated series MILTON THE MONSTER/ABC/1965-67.

Milton the Monster

Milton the Monster was created by Count Kook (Larry Best) and a mad scientist named Professor Weirdo (Dayton Allen).  At the beginning of each episode, Milton's creator is seen dabbling in his laboratory. Mixing up a batch of monster formula he begins with:

"Six drops of the essence of terror, five drops of sinister sauce....And now for the tincture of tenderness, but I must use only a touch, for without a touch of tenderness, it might destroy me, Whoops! to much..."

With the mistake irreversible, out popped a hulking, moronic monster that belched smoke from the top of his head. Its first words were "Hello daddy!, I'm Milton your brand new son." Milton lived at Horrible Hill, Transylvania.

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Opening Narration

Narrator: [Thunder / Lightning] On top of old Horror Hill in a secret laboratory, Professor Weirdo and Count Kook were in their monstrous glory.
Weirdo: Six drops of the essence of terror, five drops of sinister sauce.
Count: When the stirring's done may I lick the spoon?
Weirdo: Of course, Ah! Ha!, of course.
Weirdo: Now for the tincture of tenderness, But I must use only a touch. For without a touch of tenderness, it might destroy me! [Count Kook bumps Professor Weirdo] Whoops! Too much!...Better hold your breath it's starting to tick.
Count: Better hold my hand I'm feeling sick.
Milton: Hello Daddy!
Weirdo: What have I done?
Milton: I'm Milton, your brand new son!

Gold Key Comic Book - MILTON THE MONSTER

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