Roseanne Roseannadanna, a
wisecracking consumer reporter inspired by Rose Ann Scamardella on
ABC Eyewitness News from New York City ("It just goes to show you
- it's always somethin'")'
Ba Ba Wawa, a lisping newscaster (a
Barbara Walters spoof);
Emily Litella, a confused old lady that
gives faulty news editorials ("Never Mind!");
Lisa Loopner, a
sniffling, nerdy pre-pubescent teenager and her boyfriend Todd
(Bill Murray) in "The Nerds" skit ("Ha! That's so funny I forgot
to laugh");
Rhonda Weiss, a gum-cracking Long Island Jewish
princess;
Judy Miller, a hyper-kinetic Girl Scout Brownie absorbed
in her private fantasy world;
Candy Slice, sadomasochistic punk
rock star ("I am funky/I don't bathe/I am rock 'n' roll's new
slave");
Debby Doody, Howdy Doody's wife;
Lady Douchebag; Bobbi
Farber; Tracy in the "Uncle Roy" skit;
Celebrity impressions
of Lucille Ball, Olga Korbut, Annette Funicello, Jackie O.,
Lillian Carter, Christina Crawford, and the voice of Mr. Ed.
Richards, Jeff: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Drunk Girl
Celebrity impressions
of Bill O’Reilly, Charlie Rose, David Letterman, Garry Shandling
and Kevin Spacey
Rock, Chris: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Nat X, the host of "The Dark
Side with Nat X" a fifteen-minute talk show ("Because the Man
would never give a brother like me a whole half hour") broadcast
live from Compton, California, ("a city so bad it has a Drive-by
Shooting Land");
Hero of "Tales from the Barbecue";
On-Ski, the
host of "I'm Chillin'" with cohost B Fats (Chris Farley);
Buster
Jenkins, Weekend Update correspondent;
Celebrity impressions of
2 Live Crew star Luther Campbell, Arsenio Hall, Michael Jackson,
Eddie Murphy, Nipsey Russell, Willie Horton, and porn star Long
Dong Silver.
Rudolph, Maya: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Britannica of the pop group “Gemini’s Twin”;
Megan, co-host of high school morning talk show “Wake
Up Wakefield.”;
Donatella Versace, a droll, cigarette-smoking blonde
Italian female (a hybrid of Cher and Tallulah Bankhead);
Celebrity
impressions of Condoleeza Rice, Halle Berry, Liza Minnelli, Nelly
Furtado and Macy Gray.
