BATMAN/ABC/1966-68 (Batman Narrator) - Each episode of the fantasy
adventure BATMAN was narrated by William Dozier, the program's executive
producer. With a questioning and menacing tone, the narrator would follow the
storyline and drop corny ad libs along the way. The show ended with the classic
signature closing invoking the viewers to tune in "Same time...Same Bat
Channel!"
THE GHOST BUSTERS/CBS/1975-76 (Mr. Zero) - This supernatural comedy
starred a trio of Ghost Busters who received their assignments via a tape
recorded message featuring the voice of the never-seen superior, Mr. Zero.
Agents Eddie Spencer, Kong and Tracy (a trained Gorilla) find their
taped-messages hidden at LeChler's hardware store (inside a rubber fish or
bouquet of flower's). At the end of each message Mr. Zero concludes "This tape
will self destruct in five seconds." It always blew up in the face of Tracy who
tempted fate by counting off the seconds.
THE INNER SANCTUM/SYN/1954 (Mr. Raymond) - This TV spin-off of the spooky
radio program "The Inner Sanctum" featured the unseen announcer Mr. Raymond
(voice of Paul McGrath) who narrated mystery tales amidst the trademark sound of
a creaky door.
THE INVISIBLE MAN/CBS/1958-60 (Invisible spy) - Based on the novel The
Invisible Man by H.G. Wells, this sci-fi drama starred English scientist Doctor
Peter Brady whose experiments with light refraction had rendered himself
invisible. Putting his new found ability to good use he began working with
British Intelligence as a highly effective espionage agent, thwarting the
sinister organizations that threatened the European continent. The actor playing
Doctor Brady was never seen on the series, always being concealed in bandages.
Producer Ralph Smart never released the name of the actor who played the
invisible man, probably in hopes of adding a little mystery/authenticity to the
series. An updated version of THE INVISIBLE MAN/NBC/1975-76 starred David
McCallum as Dr. Daniel Westin, a US Government research scientist who tried to
keep his experiments of invisibility out of the hands of the US Military. While
he attempted to find an antidote for his invisibility he worked for KLAE
Corporation disguised in sophisticated rubber disguises (a la MISSION
IMPOSSIBLE). When he wanted to disappear he just removed his synthetic rubber
skin and Poof!, he was not to be seen. Another reincarnation appeared in the
form of THE INVISIBLE MAN starring Vincent Ventresca as Darien Fawkes, a thief
and con man sentenced to life in prison. Fortunately, his scientist brother
Kevin is working on an invisibility project and gets his brother out of jail, if
he volunteers as a guinea pig for an invisibility project. Darien agrees and
consequently an artificial gland is inserted into his brain. The gland releases
a quicksilver solution that causes light to pass through him. The experiment
does have it problems, however. After Darien turns invisible his brain gets in
touch with its primal nature and begins to turn Darien insane. Quickly, the
scientist concoct an antidote to keep Darien in check and then use him for a
variety of secret government assignments. Darien reports to Charles Borden
a.k.a. The Official (played by Eddie Jones).
TRIVIA NOTE: Jack Griffin was the name of the invisible man in the original
Wells novel. Movie actors to portray this unseen hero/menace included Claude
Rains, Vincent Price, Jon Hall, and Arthur Franz as well as Kevin Beacon as
scientist Sebastian Crane in the motion picture Hollow Man (2000).
KNIGHT RIDER/NBC/1982-86 (KITT the computer) - In an updated version of
MY MOTHER THE CAR the executives at NBC designed this adventure about a highly
sophisticated onboard computer integrated into the chassis of a sleek black
Pontiac Trans-Am with a personality all it own. Michael Knight (David Hasselhoff)
was the car's primary driver who communicated with the car's computer via the
audio input receivers mounted in the dash board and through a mobile wrist
radio. William Daniels supplied the stuffy, erudite voice of the computer known
as KITT (Knight Industries Two Thousand).
MORK & MINDY/ABC/1978-82 (Orson from Ork) - The sci-fi series MORK &
MINDY starred Robin Williams as Mork, a zany alien from the planet Ork who while
visiting Earth reported back to his home world via mental telepathy to a rotund
space executive named Orson. During his reports Mork routinely insulted Orson
with wisecracks like "Yes, Oh Laser Breath" or "Your Immenseness." Orson was
never seen only heard on the series. His voice was provided by Ralph James.
MY MOTHER THE CAR/NBC/1965-66 (Talking Automobile) - Comedian Jerry Van
Dyke starred in this occult comedy about a small town lawyer, Dave Crabtree who
discovered that his mother had died and then returned as a 1928 Porter
automobile. Veteran actress Ann Sothern supplied the voice of the reincarnated
woman who spoke to her son via the car's radio speaker.
OUT OF THIS WORLD/SYN/1987-91 (Voice of Alien) - Once upon a time an
Anterian named Troy Ethel Garlund (voice of Burt Reynolds) crash-landed on Earth
after being shot down by a warlike alien called Krangle the Skull (Richard
Moll). While stranded on Earth, he met and then fell in love with an ice cream
parlor waitress named Donna Froelich (Donna Pescow) and soon fathered a baby
girl called Evie Garlund (Maureen Flannigan). When Troy repaired his disabled
spacecraft, he returned to his home planet, but not before giving his wife a
crystal cube to be presented to his daughter on her 13th birthday. The cube
which glowed pink and blue was an alien telephone genetically linked to Evie's
voice which enabled her to communicate with her distant alien father. Evie
(called "Earth Angel" by her dad) soon discovered she had special powers that
made her different from her earthly friends including the ability to stop time
when she touched her finger tips together (to unfreeze time she placed her palms
together); to teleport herself to other places by snapping her fingers; and to
rearrange the molecules of an object at will (called "gleeping"). With the
guidance of her mother and her plump Uncle Beano Froelich (Joe Alaskey), Evie
adjusted to her new found powers. When Evie's mother first tried to tell her
daughter about her father's alien background, Evie commented "Like Mr. Lopez
from Guatemala?" Although Evie's father could not visit Earth, (he was still
fighting a war with an alien race called the Frigians) she was visited by her
alien grandfather Zelig (Tom Bosley) who traveled in a spaceship called the
Anterias I. On the last episode of the series Troy transported himself to Earth
(his wife Donna accidentally transported to Anterius) but he rematerialized in
transparent form, so his identity was never revealed to the viewers.
3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN/NBC/1996-2001 (Big Giant Head) - This sci-fi comedy
told the tale of four aliens who posed incognito as humans to observe the people
and customs of Earth. They reported back their findings to a never seen but
often spoken about character known as "The Big Giant Head" who was first
mentioned on episode #8 "Body & Soul Dick." This mysterious galactic overlord
was both respected and feared by the visiting aliens, (a.k.a. "the Solomon
Family") headed by Dick Solomon, (John Lithgow), a Physic Professor at a nearby
college. Harry Solomon (French Stewart) is the groups conduit for communicating
with the Big Giant Head. In later episodes, the Big Giant Head visited Earth and
took the form of William Shatner (of Star Trek fame).
TIME EXPRESS//SBC/1979 (Voice of Mysterious Man) - An eerie, supernatural
train designed to carry its passengers back in time to important moments in
their past on the occult drama TIME EXPRESS/CBS/1979. Based at the Los Angeles
Union Station, the Time Express departed from gate "Y," Track 13. On board
host/hostess Jason and Margaret (Vincent Price and his wife, Coral Browne)
supervised each passenger's trip as they moved through the misty corridors of
time. Passage aboard the Time Express was controlled by an unknown mysterious
man who was never seen. Similar to eccentric millionaire John Beresford Tipton
on THE MILLIONAIRE/CBS/1955-60 who chose people at random to receive a million
tax-free dollars, this mysterious benefactor chose people whose past needed
second chances. Those selected were given a ticket and told to report to the
Time Express for their excursion into the past. Train crew members included
James Reynold as Conductor, Robert Jefferson "R.J." Walker; William Edward
Phipps as E. Patrick Callahan, the engineer and Woodrow Parfey as the Ticket
Agent.
THE WHISTLER/SYN/1954-55 (The Whistler) - This suspense anthology about
people in crisis was hosted by an unseen narrator known only as "The Whistler,"
whose signature was a distinctive musical whistle (whistled by Dorothy Roberts).
Bill Forman provided the voice of this mysterious faceless stranger who began
each program with the following introduction "I am the Whistler, and I know many
things, for I walk by night. I know many strange tales hidden in the hearts of
men and women who have stepped into the shadows. Yes, I know the nameless terror
of which they dare not speak" The series was based on the 1942 radio program of
the same name. The WHISTLER theme was composed by Wilbur Hatch.
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