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Bumper Sticker Mania
Is racing across the land
With sayings like
Jesus Christ is My Lord
And Vote Republican
But the one's I find
Most interesting
As you will plainly see
Are the ones that deal with
People's sexuality
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Carpenter's make better
studs
Teachers do it with class
I saw a van yesterday that read
Gas, Grass or Ass
Biker's do it in the dirt
Scuba divers do it deeper
And I hear tell of a car cross town
That says Wholesalers do it cheaper |
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Bumper Sticker Mania
Is racing across the land
with saying like
Jesus Christ is My lord
and Vote republican
They're everywhere
You look these days,
Everywhere by George
On all makes and models
From Mack trucks down to Fords |
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Librarian's make novel lovers
Secretaries do it 9 to 5
Honk if your horny is popular
On interstate 95
Skiers' come down faster
But the granddaddy of them all
Banker's do it with interest
Penalty for early withdrawal
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Repeat first verse
(change "As you will plainly see" to "As you have
plainly seen" and finish with the phrase "Bumper
Sticker Mania" |
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Lyrics by Jerome A Holst
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