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Cellulite is Like Kryptonite
(Lyrics by Jerome A. Holst, © 2003)

Chorus Cellulite is like Kryptonite
It can bring a Sister down
Cellulite is like Kryptonite
It can bring a Sister down
Nobody ever told you
When you were a little girl
That one day you'd grow up
And face a sexist world
To learn that the whole thing
Is run by a bunch of men
Who only want one thing (out of life)
They want their women thin
  Repeat Chorus
To be or not to be overweight
Yeah, Hey there's the rub
You want to eat that French fry
As you're lounging in your tub
But you've got a date on Friday
And you want to please your man
So you exercise and tow the line
To get the fat out of your can
  Repeat Chorus

Are you a sexy siren?
Are you a super star?
Hell no! you're just a normal gal
Who wants to eat some more
If he wants you on a diet
Tell him where "he" can go
Pass the mash potatoes
I need a carbo overload

  Repeat Chorus
The next time that you read
Cosmopolitan magazine
Look past the skinny models
And the anorexic teens
Slap yourself on the butt, Girl
Enjoy that cellulite ride
Don't believe what men tell you
Chow down, Girl...Supersize!
  Repeat Chorus

Lyrics by Jerome A Holst 
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