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Can we talk?    Yeah, Joan. Give us the dirt.   Joan Rivers Show
Did I do that?   Yes, you did, Steve Urkel. Family Matters
Did I ever tell you about my uncle? Oh God. Not again, Gabe!       Welcome Back Kotter
Does she or doesn't she? Only her hairdresser knows for sure. Clairol Commercials 
Is it bigger than a breadbox? Could be, Mr. Steve Allen. What's My Line?
Say Kids, What Time is it?   It's Howdy Doody Time!  Howdy Doody
Tell me what you don't like about yourself? Oh where do I start? I'm fat, ugly, I hate my body. Should I go on? Nip/Tuck
WasssUp?  Not much, Mr. Martin Payne Martin
What'chu talkin' 'bout? None of your business, Arnold!    Diff'rent Strokes
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? You wouldn't want to know. Klondike Bar Ads
What would you do if you had a million dollars? Never divulge who gave it to me. The Millionaire
What's in your wallet? None of your damn business! Capitol One Credit Card Commercials
What's the deal with...?  Get a life, Jerry!   Seinfeld
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Wherever she is, you can't catch her.  Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?
Where's Waldo?   Hidden within detailed drawings Where's Waldo?  
Who can turn the world on with her smile? The lovely Mary Richards, that's who  The Mary Tyler Moore Show
Who's buried in Grant's tomb? Duh! Mr. Groucho Marx.   You Bet Your Life!
Who is it? It's just me, Carlton the Doorman Rhoda
Who killed  Laura  Palmer? Boo!...Bob the Demon Twin Peaks
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? [All together now...]
"Spongebob Squarepants!!!"
Spongebob Squarepants
Who loves ya, baby? Oh Kojak, I never knew!   Kojak
Who says I'm dumb?  Everybody, Agarn!    F Troop
Who shot J.R.?   Kristin, Sue Ellen's Sister  Dallas  
Who wants to be a millionaire? Me! Me! Oh Me! Regis Philbin Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
Who was that masked Man? The Lone Ranger    The Lone Ranger
Who's the Indian with him? Tonto. Cool!     The Lone Ranger
Why not?  Yeah, Why Not?, Mr. Dayton Allen The Steve Allen Show 
Will it be a hit or a miss? Oh, lets say a Hit  The Juke Box Jury
Will the real...please stand up? I think it's contestant No. 2.     To Tell The Truth
Will you sign in, please? OK, but where's the chalk? What's My Line?
Won't you be my neighbor?  I'd be delighted, Mr. Rogers  Mr. Rogers
Would you believe?  Probably not!, Mr. Smart   Get Smart
Would you like to be queen? Of course! Mr. Jack Bailey  Queen for a Day
You rang?  Yes, Lurch. Fetch My Cigars  Addams Family
You rang?  No, Maynard. Now go away!  Dobie Gillis
Answer: Sis Boom BAA!
Question: Describe the sound you hear when a sheep blows up?

-- Carnac the Magniicent, The Tonight Show


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